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I Hate Chores

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22 January 2015

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My parents just had me so I could scrub their sinks and toilets. Basically I was child labor, brought into the world to do all their dirty work. At least that’s what I thought when I was your age.

Then I grew up and got a house of my own. I suddenly realized how many chores need to get done and the bad things that can happen when you don’t do them. Let’s just say pictures are worth a thousand words. Click on READ MORE and you'll see what I mean.

A Little Thanks Goes a Long Way

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21 August 2014

thank you2Ok, repeat after me: "Thanks, Mom!" or "Thanks, Dad!"

Now really, was that so hard?

Ok. I totally saw you roll your eyes. And yes, this is a two-way mirror.

I know it’s not cool to appreciate your parents, but it is the right thing to do!

After all, when else in your lifetime will you have two people falling all over themselves to be a part of your life? (Hint—never).

You Know You're a Second Born Child If...

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18 March 2014

family bonds mother and daughterCalling all second born children.  Does this scene sound familiar?

OLDER SIBLING: Hey, Mom and Dad. I microwaved a Hot Pocket all by myself.

MOM: (oohing and ahhing). Wow, my amazing first born child, that is so wonderful.  You're the smartest child in the entire world.

DAD: You didn't burn down the house or anything. Let me grab my phone and take a video to share with all my friends.

YOU: Hey guys, I just found a cure for cancer.

PARENTS: Not now. Can't you see we're busy praising our first born for this amazing accomplishment?

YOU: But I'm about to save millions of lives.

PARENTS: But did you microwave a Hot Pocket? Without ANY help?